Comments | mojokingbee: Stinking and Sinking: The Melancholy of Denton Clark

mojokingbee

Stinking and Sinking: The Melancholy of Denton Clark

Jun 12, 2006 02:27

Things aren't great right now.

LJ, I don't like to ask too much of you, but could all of you out there in the Kingdom of Internets post something to cheer me up? A heartwarming story or a funny joke. Anything's fine.

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vodkalady June 12 2006, 17:20:34 UTC

A shower would fix that stinking part. But if you're having problems with sinking, I'd stay away from baths.
*love*
Anyway, a story.
So the other day, David and I were sitting outside Barnes and Noble, and we saw this old lady get hit by a car. The car was driven by a really fat guy, and he was in a parking lot, so he was going like 10 miles an hour. He basically just knocked her on her butt. She was fine. A bunch of people came running, and she stood up and was complaining loudly to them (I guess her mouth wasn't broken). Anyway, this one lady called the cops, and one cop car showed up. The old lady sat back down. Two more cop cars, a fire truck, and an ambulance came. She laid down and had people hold her head, and then they lifted her onto a stretcher and drove her away in the ambulance.
David and I just kind of shook our heads at each other in disbelief.

mojokingbee June 12 2006, 23:32:39 UTC

Shower- check.

Old ladies are like Faberge eggs.

anonymous June 12 2006, 17:29:21 UTC

So you should be happy because you are not being Ms.Schwarz's bitch this summer like me. She actually told me missing three hours of camp to pick up my friend from the airport was going to be a big problem. Then Keith overheard her saying that I am too soft with the children like she actually does anything! Oh well, and you should also be glad you don't have the stomach flu like me...cause that sucks alot right now! So overall, your healthy Schwarz-free life is something to be thankful for! Anyways, feel better,we all miss ya here in Stuart and can't wait for you to come visit!!!!

mojokingbee June 12 2006, 23:30:48 UTC

You have my sympathy. As much trouble as they were, I do miss those kids though.

Vodka lady mentioned an old lady queech June 12 2006, 19:01:34 UTC

I need to start off this story by giving you some background information ( ... )

Re: Vodka lady mentioned an old lady mojokingbee June 12 2006, 23:30:00 UTC

You better stick to your word about letting me watch those videos. I fully intend to take you up on that.

Also, I'll look into befriending the elderly.

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mojokingbee June 12 2006, 23:27:34 UTC

GET UP HERE

mullanomics101 June 12 2006, 21:25:48 UTC

I got a couple little ditties for ya...

1) Brock underneath my blanket way back when.
2) That fucking stupid kid from Nick's house that wouldn't stop saying "Mullet."
3) This kid I work with, who is named Dymitri, has a favorite movie and it's POLICE ACADEMY 4.

Hope that cheers ya hope and can't wait to see you sometime this summer.

mojokingbee June 12 2006, 23:27:19 UTC

Infinite win.

I'll be back sometime around the beginning of July for certain.