Yay! So people still do read this after all. I'm returning the favor, guys ( Read more... )

...It's been a long time since I've written. I'm shocked this thing still exists; I thought Livejournals deleted themselves after thirty days of not logging in, or some such bullshit. I definitely expected it to have deleted itself by now, seeing as how it's been...oh, pretty much MY ENTIRE COLLEGE CAREER since I've updated ( Read more... )

I never update anymore. I wonder why that is.
I got a job. It's awesome. Plus, as of tomorrow, I will no longer be poor.
That's about the only thing that's new.
Peace, hoes, and much love.

This entire update is to comment on the fact that I have just discovered what appears to be a bloodstain on my shirt, exactly over my nipple, but my nipple isn't bleeding ( Read more... )

How funny would it be if Mike Gravel had some kind of surprise come-from-behind support and actually got to be president? I'd probably be really pissed after awhile, but initially, I think it would be hilarious ( Read more... )

I was going to update, but I am nowhere near sober enough.
Peace, hoes, and much love.

Heyyy ( Read more... )

So I ventured to the ghetto to buy weed from a black man last night. Great story.
This is the result:

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Guess what, dudes?
I don't have any exams.
I also owned my presentation this morning, securing for myself an A in Advanced Comp.
FUCK YEAH.
Peace, hoes, and much love.

1. I have updated 20 times since moving to Gainesville. Holy shit ( Read more... )