Oh haha, that's just an ironic way to follow up a flesh eating Troma zombie curse.

Apparently, I taste delicious.

Anyone want a lick?

[Heavy breathing, jumbled words and the sound of running]

My roommate . . is a zombie. Kara- she's . . still at the apartment. . I think.

[A pause, the running stops]

Oh shi- she's like, crazy strong and super powered. . does that mean she's a . . super zombie? Maybe she . . won't find a way. . out of the apartment.

[Sound of running starts ( Read more... )

Putting up a Christmas tree in effort to cheer things up. It's hot pink. I'm thinking black ornaments?

Yeah, that would be hot.

So many people are getting sick, lately. I'm stocking up on alcohol rub.

This is a curse, right?

Sometimes I hate this place. So. So much.

I want to be by myself for a while.

Dear Santa,

You might have a hard time with this one. But there's only one thing I want, and feel free to truss it up under the tree. What I really, really want this year is H-ell no. Oh hell no I am so not going there ( Read more... )

You know what? Instead of being depressed and mopey, I'm going to cook.

Everyone I know: You're cordially invited to traditional Thanksgiving dinner at the apartment. And I hope everyone is hungry because I've been cooking all night got a lot of food. The stove and oven have held out for this long so it looks like they'll make the long haul ( Read more... )

I can't decide if this curse is cool or uncool.

[Sound of a fist slamming down on her desk]

Shut up, shut up! If you're part of me, then you're supposed to be on my side, right?

Then stop. . please.

All right, people, who wants to go out and party tonight?

I've had to work the past four days so it's time for fun.

Yeah, yeah, I know the sexy devil costume is way played out, but I needed something to wear tonight since tomorrow is the real costume.

Is everyone having fun yet? Oh man, this place can be so awesome.