So just curious but should some suffer less punishment if they confess to a crime than if you have to prove it?? I don't think so I think you wrong someone than if you are sorry afterwards it really doesn't matter. It may mean you are a better person, but nah no getting off on good behavior in my book. That doesn't mean if you lie like a bastard ( Read more... )

So first off I am really as good a dancer as my friends have always said. I don't know why I refuse to believe them, but I always have and probably will continue to do so. But, this night, I go out to the dance floor to collect Jim so I can drive his drunk ass home. It turns out that he doesn't want to leave the dance floor, so there I am stuck ( Read more... )

Try this one on for size:

HE DANCED FOR THOSE
AT MINSTREL SHOWS AND COUNTRY FAIRS
THROUGHOUT THE SOUTH

HE SPOKE WITH TEARS OF FIFTEEN YEARS
HOW HIS DOG AND HIM
TRAVELED ABOUT

Well I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine

I think we need to talk.

Woo Hoo I'm totally healthy! My roommates are get divorced, and Jenny is getting the TV . I was kinda moping when I found that out, but Jim is like whateva I wanted a 70 inch anyway, she wouldn't let me get it. Shit life is confusing. Lucas isn't talking, and his posts are a little on the odd side, Courtney got annoyed at me, work is great, and ( Read more... )

Maybe I was just way fatter than I thought I was, but I have now successfully dropped those last pounds of weight that I always wanted to lose. I mean wow was I a porker at my 164-168 lb weight was really embarrassing, but with the help of MONO, I am now a lean trim 145 pounder. WOO HOO. If I have lost 20 pounds in the last 2 weeks and my throat ( Read more... )

So yeah I got mono. I have the worst sore throat in the effing world. It hurts to drink water. How messed up is that? Doctor says be sure to drink plenty of fluids HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW??????????????????????????? It freakin hurts lady. Today I ate a tiny cup of italian ice, and two hotdogs (sans buns or anything on them), yesterday it was 1 ( Read more... )

I think I am dying. It is getting harder to breathe, I can't swallow anything without huge amounts of pain, my throat is actually swollen large enough that it sticks out further than my jaw lines. I want to cry. This morning I actually looked inside my mouth and tried to see my tonsils, surprise they were really freakin' big. They are so ( Read more... )

Recent events have made it apparent that the loose code that applies to the fraternity of men, should be updated, finalized, and cemented into a document that all men can understand and follow ( Read more... )