me: this is hilarious: http://www.edithzimmerman.com/blog/?p=299

Vicky: awwww
how precious

me: yes, so now when I get my period, I'm going to tell people my uterus is crying
me: (because I can't find love)

Vicky: LOL
yes!

me: that's a lot better than "Oh, my tia's in ( Read more... )

Vicky: i don't like when things are hard
i feel like he doesn't want to

me: i do
DING DONG

Vicky: haha

me: maybe she's sucking someone's dick and that's why she's still there?

Vicky: that's gross

me: i know
but possible!

This skirt is tight. In both matters of speaking, literal and otherwise, but what I'm talking about is tight, tight ( Read more... )

I think I will play the Mexican version of a Jane Smith character for the rest of my life. Really? Woof, that's awful, but kind of amazing at the same time. I mean, I've always wanted to be a pimp, albeit pathetic, but a pimp nonetheless!

Listening is a huge problem for us, isn't it ( Read more... )

Something like this happened when I was about 5. I never put a word to it, never wanted to even think about it ( Read more... )

I went "full on retarded."

And lost.

No one cares that Jay Leno is leaving. I've never cared for him. Technically, I don't even watch late night television. I enjoy Conan O'Brien. I like his comedy methodology, but I've never really watched his show a lot. But Jay Leno, as Gawker's "Cajun Boy" explains, who has tons of love for the old, red state loving comedian ( Read more... )

Austin ( Read more... )