What the flip! amy doesn't know what to get Crystal for x-mas. i'm in faison and i'm in the library. i failed my math exam and i'm babbling uselessly

so it's come to my attention that Amanda and i have like a million baby daddies each. which is wonderfully fine and everything but from the looks of it from the outside we look like whores and sluts. her new ones are Matt Griffin, J.T. from Cracker Barrell, Niko Baker, and i think that she is secretly scamming on Christopher Baker. Mine are Danny ( Read more... )

Amanda has been in league with some other negro. i don't know who he is, because she is very secretive about him. almost protective. is she dating him? is she being his confident because he's gay. will she ever tell the secret? does my buddy Zar know who he is? is he hotter than Domer? does he appreciate your locks like i do? i bet he doesn't. does ( Read more... )

He's ungraded to coke and heroin and david sold him out. he's got a bad mother and now i'm thinking thats why he's turned to drugs because is mother did such a poor job in raising him. sad day in caucasian history.

i never thought it could happen but it did. jordan's a junkie. he's no longer jordan. i'd hope that his trying it would help but it didn't. since he can't seem to understand this over the phone maybe he'll understand it now ( Read more... )

i've benn been thinkin' about some things lately and i've come to the not so startling fact that...i've been missin' you amanda. i ain't been doin' nothing this summer so i figured somethings been missin' in my life and my friend is you! and now a poem forou my friend ( Read more... )

i wonder how everybody's summer is going so far. i must say that the only newberrians i've talked to is leslie and Fil

White hair
Bad hip
Thats all right
How low can he dip?
Jogs a lot
Doesn't promote pot
So thin, he could fit on a cot
I ain't had him since last semester
But i still like to stare
Big T's got a wife
But she's a frosty bitch
He probably wants to take a knife....
And then throw her in a ditch

Hey whats goin' on with you? nothing over here just bonding with amanda over her email!

hell wtf is there to say....i know a poem!

Tight pants
unneeded thong
too small shirts
you can't go wrong
oily face
messy hair
great teaching
but its no fair
basketball her sport
you should see her dribble
everyday she talks with a lispizzle
L-O-W-R-Y
hell you can't go wrong
unless you don't graduate from high school