The Baron has always been a charmer. He uses hypnotic gas and nerve induction to charm.

[moko_moko]

This story starts a while ago. Also, it's not so much a story anymore as it is a complete whiny bitchfest. Sorry

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[havelock]

That sounds like fun.

My brother has lived with us for almost the whole time we've been in this house and the most we notice is when he promptly leaves the rent for us every month.

I had to go back to the beginning of your entry 3 times to make sure I really did read his age correctly. Ridiculous.

[moko_moko]

*gasp* Rent? No way! Your brother sounds heavenly and very much like a normal person T_T

This guy is definitely a giant man-baby and it's paaaainful.
OH, and he has kids, too. 17 and 12 years old. He hasn't called them since coming back, nor has it occurred to him to move closer to them.

[a_hollow_year]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[moko_moko]

*clings*

There is a big stack of cash here for you guys in exchange for the rental of a corner of any room in your house for the rest of the month D:

[misora]

All of this was terribly amusing (and sad for you, but still kinda amusing as in 'omg what's going to happen next??'), particularly:

This is the onDemand that makes you go through like 6 different screens in order to buy a show. From ‘would you like to purchase this show?’ to ‘are you REALLY sure that’s what you want?’ to ‘seriously? This is the biggest decision of your life, are you certain you want to forever part with your $4.99 for the purchase of this television program?’

I officially lost it here and started LOLing. ^^

[moko_moko]

We put a child lock on the cable box. It's hilarious because he got really mad >:3

HAH, I totally admit that it's amusing after stepping outside of the house. And sharing stories like this with others to lol at as well is highly therapeutic XD

Updates will certainly be had!

[a_hollow_year]

...he was MARRIED? AND IS ALMOST FIFTY?

+ 11/02, I awake to David yelling at him again. I deduce from the conversation that Phil went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and apparently missed and pissed on the floor.

I started dying around here and didn't stop. Godspeed.

[moko_moko]

Married. Twice. Hello, God? Are you there? ...Yeah, didn't think so

This is gonna be so much FUN. As we speak, he's hinting that the stir-fry I'm making looks good (you are correct there, sir) and that he should be able to have some. HAHAHA I DON'T THINK SO OM NOM NOM

[a_hollow_year]

TWICE??

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I await more tales with bated breath.

[rumdiculous]

Oh god, house guest from hell. DX We've had a few of those but luckily my dad gets tired of them real easy and just says, "you're gonna have to gtfo, k?"

I say..... Kill him and stash the body in the cellar just hang in there.

[moko_moko]

Both those options are warring against each other pretty hard. But soon some indulgent food shopping will happen that mill probably keep us sane for another few days or so.

RED VELVET CUPCAKES FIX EVERYTHING

[rumdiculous]

DON'T FORGET THE SPRINKLES.

[kls_eloise]

Hi - here from Merimask's journal.

Oh. My. God. After having to dig up my well head I swore that I was never going to dig a six foot deep hole again in my life. However, having read this, I'll volunteer to help you dig one...

[moko_moko]

The help of cool people is always welcome, and if you're a friend of Meri, then you are definitely cool :3

That hole is going to come in handy reeeeal soon because more "fun" things have been going on with the houseguest. Hmmm, oh! To compromise, may I simply hire you to supervise the random immigrants from Chinatown hired to do the manual labor? This way everyone wins!
Except Philip. But no one cares.

[kls_eloise]

I would be delighted to supervise random immigrants. I'll even chip in a bag of lime...