All weekend I've been watching and listening to people down on Hammond St. getting into their parents' cars (one even had a limo) and going home, and I'm sick and tired of still being here, and I hate studying, it's bad for my soul. Also, I hate that last night while I took a break from sociology to watch Justin on SNL, he was barely through the ( Read more... )

Today I told a cute boy that no, I don't need help carrying this enormous, heavy package up ten flights of stairs, thanks a lot.

I'm an idiot.

I started typing out my dream last night but it turned out to be a lot less funny than I thought it was. Basically, Steve Carrell hosted the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in his living room and me and the rest of The Office cast were in it.

I can't lie. Yeah, I make up weird, harmless stories to amuse myself, but I can't look someone in the eye and lie to them when they ask how I'm doing. If I do, they always see right through it because I make sure that I can see through it, because I like people to know how I'm feeling, because contrary to what people have told me in the recent ( Read more... )

( since we're all too poor )

"Magic, and fire... and wizard rock, and dragon rock... are all the things that matter."

Every now and then, I think about how much I miss my cat, who disappeared over two years ago.


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Just a little heads up, no presents from me this year. Ain't got the money. So don't give them to me either, or else I will plunge into Guilt City (wtf?).

Ever notice how "homework" and "vomit" sound the same?

The Green Mile is one of the best movies in the world.