i'm at paul's and we're playing guitar hero. i just played some priest and fucked it up bad. i suck at this game. i couldn't play joan jett, what made me think i could rock some judas priest?!?! foolish...

today was awesome. first, some lady told me that i was "interesting to look at" and that there was nothing ordinary about me. then i had a conversation with the giant toddler lady about how she has arthritis IN HER CHEST. now, i'm no doctor, but i'm pretty sure we don't have joints in our chests, but then again, giant toddler is a monster, so maybe ( Read more... )

i went on a spending spree today. i went to the mall to buy a bra, but they didn't have my size in the one that i wanted, so i got pissed off and bought some boots instead. i also bought some eyeball earrings, a hair clip, a shirt, the complete videos of iron maiden on dvd, and dr. frank's book, "king dork". the video for "the number of the beast" ( Read more... )

joey got neutered today. i picked him up like an hour ago and i think he's stoned. which is better than being angry at me for destroying his manhood. also, i thought they cut the balls off. turns out they just take the testicles OUT. so he's just got this empty nutsack hanging there! weird!

i had pancakes for dinner. i got syrup on my GLASSES

vry sad right now. not sure why, except that i have been drinking a little. and listening to sad countr;y music. oh, and i had the worst day ever. well, probably not ever, but it certainly was not a good day.

i wonder if i am ev er going to grow up.

this weekend was insane. too much of everything. good times, though. holy crap ( Read more... )

i got a cat. his name is joey and he hates everyone but me. i'll have to work on that ( Read more... )

"Mel Gibson was arrested early Friday morning for driving under the influence of alcohol, and then went on a profanity laced tirade, verbally abusing the arresting officer and other officers in the station house and spewing religious epithets. L.A. County Sheriffs Deputy James Mee says that Gibson became increasingly agitated and swearing ( Read more... )

i must be crazy. sheesh.

myspace can eat a bag of dicks. why does it never work? stupid fucking shit. i wanted to e-stalk people ( Read more... )