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[mollymascara]

i wonder who else is going to get mad at me today or blame me for something i didn't do? it's happened three times so far today. let me tell you, friends. it's awesome.

oh, on the upside, i got an orange jumpsuit to wear tonight. it's pretty great.

i also have a present for craig.

Comments

[lfirebrand]

does it look like a jail one or an 80s disco one?

[mollymascara]

it looks like a hoochie j-lo one. it has plastic piping!

however, i am too tall for it and it gives me wicked came toe, so i will be getting rid of it. sadly.

[lfirebrand]

what's wrong with a little camel toe every now and again?

[vd_andy]

oooo! is it a boy or a girl?

I'll get the coat hanger!

[mollymascara]

you're forgetting that craig and i are lapsed catholics. we will raise this child in a loving home full of bitterness and guilt, er, i mean, jesus and unicorns!

[vd_andy]

all I have to say is don't fall asleep without your chastity belt on...

MUHAHAHAHAH

can I eat the after birth like tom cruise?

Well im at the bar with my crew big pimpin

[you_big_lizard]

then the ladies point because they are interested, and step up to us and put in thier bid. And well we don't mind because they are looking quite lovely, they want to chill because were popping bubbly, they want to hang out at the after party and meet us later on in the hotel lobby.

Well it was 2 am and about time to go, so I paid off the tab and hit the "doh", then I ask the girls what they wanted to do, and they said, "what ever you want but were going with you."

*shrugs*

I guess its just a macho thing huh?