Seamonkies... the kings of the jungle that is the sea.

thong, rainbow socks with individual toes, and beer.... I'm all packed for college

Yeah about that, there was a combo fight..... we lost.

a little packing music please...

purple monkey dishwasher

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so, my mom calls someone, after we finished real women have curves, good movie, and she goes "joan! what are you doing near the epidural pump?"

so i sign onto IM right after that, and here's what i get, directly after one another:
harmony: lininnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaa
willie travis: my birdies learned to fly today ( Read more... )

hockey then fun to the eXtReME !

If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

wow, that feeds in directly to my current obsession with pirates. how appropriate.

i'm anxious because i'm reading harry potter and the order of the phoenix, and dude, i dont want the person i think is going to die to die! ( Read more... )

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.