an open letter to Alex Porter

[mollymoxie]

WARNING: The following letter in no way represents my true feelings, past or present, for a Mr. Porter. The views and opinions expressed on this entry are that of flattery and nothing else. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Ms. Bates has been forced into writing such a letter in order to be listed as a "

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[fantomtollbooth]

heartbreaker.

-l-

ps - :(

[alexitalics]

But with you, Hellen, it feels like at least three times.

[alexitalics]

Not at all! I just added you, friend!

[paulhenry]

Hi!

[alexitalics]

its obvious you never even knew who i was. anyone who does knows that what you said is so false its laughable. though i thought we had a friendship, apparently the entire time you misjudged me and used my faults against me.
i dont think i need to even address how hypocritical your post was.
dont ever talk to me again. that includes responding to this.
ive lost all respect for you.
ps- the world does not consist of you and your friends. therefore, when you say "no one" likes me, perhaps it would have been best to say that none of your friends like me. that at least i know is true.

[alexitalics]

I want a scalp massage. :(

[mollymoxie]

I'm guessing you have someone else who can do that for you now.

Booyah!