Perviest lines written by Tolkien!

[mollyringwraith]

Sure, we all snicker when movie-Saruman says "You will taste man-flesh!", or when movie-Aragorn says "You said you would bind yourself to me." But PJ, Fran, and Philippa weren't the only ones to write pervy-sounding lines. No; as teasel has been noticing lately when perusing LOTR, Tolkien himself wrote lots of lines that sound naughty when you take

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Oh gosh!

[anonymous]

I've been re-reading FotR... I couldn't help notice some pervy lines even before your prompt ;)

...Frodo is in Rivendell in bed just after the attack from the Witch King. He is talking to Gandalf... ('Fond' is seriously italicized)
"I am glad," said Frodo. "For I have become very fond of Strider. Well, fond is not the right word.

"You look splendid," he said aloud [Gandalf to Frodo].

At that moment there was a knowck on the door, and Sam came in. He ran to Frodo and took his left hand, awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned hasatily away.
"Hullo, Sam!" said Frodo.
"It's warm!" said Sam. "Meaning your hand, Mr Frodo...."<

Hehe.

Re: Oh gosh!

[anonymous]

Me again: more pervy lines.

Sam lay rolled in blankets beside Frodo.

"I felt something in my sleep..."

"What do you think?" asked Boromir eagerly, leaning from his boat, as if he were trying to catch a glimpse of Frodo's face.

His eyes were shining and his face eager. [Boromir]

Well, lots of stuff to muse about with Boromir and Frodo's "relationship." Actually, when I was reading FotR, I found several instances of Boromir looking at Frodo. I know it's because he wants the Ring, but, heh, one could take it the wrong way ;) Frodo/Boromir would be a good slash story... and there is good backup evidence in the book!! ;)

Re: Oh gosh!

[mollyringwraith]

For I have become very fond of Strider. Well, fond is not the right word.

"...we just sleep together; that's all."
hehehe! :)

[dinenxfaer]

OMG, I've never even noticed that before! Now I'll have to re-read everything!!! LOL

[atalantapendrag]

Merry: 'All right, I'll tackle Strider by the camp-fire: he's less testy.'

'Testy' is always good for a sophmoric giggle.

[gangstaduck]

Gently he stripped off Frodo's old jacket and worn tunic, and gave a gasp of wonder.

Oh lord, that has given me delightfully dirty thoughts ;)

[_honeyspider]

'Coming, sir!' came the answer from far within, followed soon by Sam himself, wiping his mouth.

*laughs* My god!