Perviest lines written by Tolkien!

[mollyringwraith]

Sure, we all snicker when movie-Saruman says "You will taste man-flesh!", or when movie-Aragorn says "You said you would bind yourself to me." But PJ, Fran, and Philippa weren't the only ones to write pervy-sounding lines. No; as teasel has been noticing lately when perusing LOTR, Tolkien himself wrote lots of lines that sound naughty when you take

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[cutesiness]

'Lie flat and still!' hissed Aragorn, pulling Sam down into the shade of a holly bush.

*dies*

[losile]

>_< I doubt my mind shall ever fully recover...

[aravishermione]

Those are hilarious! Thanks for posting!

[pretteangel]

They rode on through sunset, and slow dusk, and gathering night. When at last they halted and dismounted, even Aragorn was stiff and weary. Gandalf only allowed them a few hours' rest. Legolas and Gimli slept, and Aragorn lay flat, stretched upon his back; but Gandalf stood, leaning on his staff

Gandalf took Merry behind him, and Aragorn took Pippin.

[mariole]

Gandalf took Merry behind him, and Aragorn took Pippin.

LOL! *adds this to the list*

[mollyringwraith]

Gandalf took Merry behind him, and Aragorn took Pippin.

*snicker*

Oh, dear...

[ex_colorwhe]

I finally saw the wonderful moment when U.K. talk show host Graham Norton shows Frolijah the website with the cheesy slash art. To be fair, Frolijah brings up the subject himself; and at first he seems thrilled; and then at some point he turns away in (delightful, heh heh) embarrassment.

If you're in the U.S, you can see this moment repeated on Comedy Central all week as they rerun this Graham Norton clip show leading up to the Thursday debut of his new American show.

[evil_laugher]

Is that THIS week? Oh shit son! I'm gonna keep an eye out.