Perviest lines written by Tolkien!

[mollyringwraith]

Sure, we all snicker when movie-Saruman says "You will taste man-flesh!", or when movie-Aragorn says "You said you would bind yourself to me." But PJ, Fran, and Philippa weren't the only ones to write pervy-sounding lines. No; as teasel has been noticing lately when perusing LOTR, Tolkien himself wrote lots of lines that sound naughty when you take

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[pippin85]

::chokes on broken carrot::
I love you!!

Got to get this in here somewhere (fnar fnar)

[honeyfitz]

And in true Carry-On style, Boromir has his moment of smut at the Council of Elrond... 'He was fingering his great horn and frowning...'

Re: Got to get this in here somewhere (fnar fnar)

[vanya]

*wipes tea from monitor*

Must. Stop. Laughing. Need. Oxygen.

Re: Got to get this in here somewhere (fnar fnar)

[mollyringwraith]

Hah! Indeed. Those steward brothers are always showing their quality or their horns of Gondor...

Re: Got to get this in here somewhere (fnar fnar)

[flamingofeather]

Hey, Faramir!

Show me your "quality."

That was on an icon I saw once...Grade-A humor, that sort. *snicker*

[celtic4]

*snerk*

These are too much. I LOVE THEM. :D

[oloriel]

*gasp*
Really had a rather dirty mind, our dear professor, hadn't he...
what, you mean I'm the one with the dirty mind?

[anndor]

I found you on the Metaquotes journal.

Can I add you as a friend? :)

[mollyringwraith]

You needn't ask, but feel free. Welcome! :)