Perviest lines written by Tolkien!

[mollyringwraith]

Sure, we all snicker when movie-Saruman says "You will taste man-flesh!", or when movie-Aragorn says "You said you would bind yourself to me." But PJ, Fran, and Philippa weren't the only ones to write pervy-sounding lines. No; as teasel has been noticing lately when perusing LOTR, Tolkien himself wrote lots of lines that sound naughty when you take

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[snellios]

\m/

[bobrhyn]

'Coming, sir!' came the answer from far within, followed soon by Sam himself, wiping his mouth.

*snickers helplessly*

Oh, goodness. You, madam, are brilliant as always.

[rohaa]

HILARIOUS! I've sent the link to all my non-LJ friends, and now they too are finally growing slash minded! Thanks! Of course I'll have to reread the books now!

Jumping on bandwagon

[dermot_thegreat]

'Coming, sir!' came the answer from far within, followed soon by Sam himself, wiping his mouth.

The best line EVER!

I don't know if this is actual Tolkein, but I was listening to the BBC audio tapes when this line from Helms Deep made me sit up-

Legolas: I must say Gimli, I am glad you're standing by with your stout legs and your HARD... axe.

[thatpirategirl]

LMAO, those are so great! I remember finding *this* one:

Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused.

[mollyringwraith]

Hehe! I think I noticed that one too on the last read-through. Lord almighty...