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[molten]

i was telling my friend about how i wanted a little fish, and she mentioned that ever since she got a cat, her beta has been hidden high up on a shelf where her cat can't reach. she said i could have him if i wanted, which will be delightful. i was thinking of things i could give her for her kindness and so i offered the little aloe plant that my

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[potboiler]

our new political party's economic platform will be: "give a plant, get a fish."

it's the kind of common-sense thinking that canada needs.

[starwarships]

i saw a craigslist post the other day that said "will trade christmas village for bird"

[molten]

yeah that was me