it is 6:08pm and i am laying in my bed in the dark with my dogs and why is america's funniest home videos playing in my living room? i am beginning to think that this morning when 40 degrees felt like the beach and i turned off my heat i maybe made a mistake. life is usually a mystery.


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i feel like i am going to die as a direct result of being terrified of dentists

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i went to galesburg and had some small emotions. especially about libraries.


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i stink at cover letters

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Donald: how many movies are there with AL Pachino and Robert DeNiero ( Read more... )

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