my husband came home. i decided that i was ready for Step Two of nicoderm CQ, since Step One had gone so swimmingly. it was a mistake. Step Two is terrible. i hate Step Two. during Step One i did pilates and ate healthy foods and read lots of books and took long walks in the summertime evening. i didn't want cigarettes, not at all, and was ( Read more... )

i don't understand how grocery shopping can be so hard ( Read more... )

leaving your car somewhere else is an effective way to save money. match point is a terrible movie that is boring for two hours and then he kills her. i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i just wanted to save you the time. dangerous angels and invisible monsters are both even better the second time around. the rain is nice from right next to the window, ( Read more... )

i cleaned my sink, finally, and now there is a terrible chemical burning in my throat. i rinsed my dishes in the shower. i live on the edge! i am getting sort of ok at being a grown up, at least i think so. my house is at least 50% clean at least 50% of the time. and i have exactly enough money to pay my bills! listen, i don't have to be ( Read more... )

my boyfriend is out of town. (my husband is out of town?) it looks like my boyfriend will be out of town for the rest of my life. i will spend the rest of my life cleaning house and petulantly wondering when my boyfriend will be back from out of town. everything is happening backwards! if someone keeps asking you to marry them and you keep ( Read more... )

my life is accidentally pretty much perfect. i politely asked to share someone's ashtray and things started moving very fast and it was like i'd come to in the backseat of a cat being steered quickly and expertly in the right direction and everyone was wearing their seatbelts and had the windows down and the right song playing and there was just ( Read more... )

how hard is it to decide to be in a good mood, and just be in a good mood ( Read more... )

my new driver's license picture is real hot. you know what i tried. but i mean at least i don't have to deal with anyone but me. that's that, though.

i went to a party and was mad the whole time. i just got angrier and angrier and sat in my angry chair with concerned friends around me at whom i made increasingly rude and bitter comments. there is one picture of me from this party, and in the picture i look angry, of course, but my eyes are very blue ( Read more... )

well fuck it was bound to happen sooner or later. whatever i had a good weekend.