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Outage of 2005

During the outage I made dem big ol stinks.

What did you do?

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You think you can actually stop or stall me, maybe you harm me, try to fucken bomb me, well you'll be sorry, tryin to come up on me, bring your whole army, cuz it's the one and only Mommy.

I recently ran into a little bit of money over the weekend, so if anyone is in need please just leave your name, number, turn-ons, turn-offs, social security number, address, driver's license number, license plate number, average daily stool amount, allergies, reasoning for why DJ Acucrack consists of the most creative musical prodigies ever and ( Read more... )

I went back to school today. I saw my friends at lunch as if I was seeing them for the first time. I looked into their empty eyes and realized how pathetic this all really is. Who am I kidding? It goes to show that we really are ticking time bombs, detonated only after crumbling under our own sense of willpower. School is only the Abyss to me ( Read more... )

When the pimps in the crib, ma...

Something's been bothering me. You know those little, well I'm not sure what you call them, but it's when a kid will come up and claim that he's going to tell the teacher that you've done something that's against the rules to get you in trouble. So then the unsuspecting fellow student frightenly asks, "WHY?!?!?!", at which point the other pupil ( Read more... )

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Yeah so uhhh....sup..haha....sawed-off letha face...

i'm not quite sure who even reads this anymore...but you guys know what i do right??? because if you don't then i'll have to ask you to not ever read this journal again.