Well I just got off work and it's a relief. I mean it was slow so it was easy, but still kinda boring. I got a bunch of shit leftover from new year's so i'm just kinda sittin here reaping the benefits. I think I'm gonna pass out cuz I gotta lot of shit I gotta do tomorrow.

Man, I'm bringing this thing back. SO boy did I have a day today, but it is over now and it's time to go to bed. Tomorrow's gonna rock, sleep couldn't come soon enough...haha...j/k. K goodnight Ya'll...

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The verdict is in...


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smeg·ma (smgm)
n.

A sebaceous secretion, especially the whitish cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce of the penis or around the clitoris.

Source: The American Heritage® Stedman's Medical Dictionary
Copyright © 2002, 2001, 1995 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company.

I was wondering, I wonder what Condaleeza Rice's friends call her, you know, for short. cuz you know they don't actually say, "Hey, you gonna be at the game tonight, Condaleeza?", or, "Ms. Rice, I saw you at Albertson's yesterday", I have a feeling they just call her Connie, but I'd like to think they call her Rice-A-Roni, cuz that's what I'd like ( Read more... )

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There's a little motherfucker in a band with me
Ice cold, like the middle of a sandy sea
He's the motherfucker everybody plans to be
He's the man ya see, he's name is Danny D...


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I pondered long and hard and gave it a lot of thought...and i think that if I was ever given the chance to lick Lil' Kim's clitoris once, I really don't think that I would lick it twice...