It's A Mother's Day Miracle!

[mommynurse]

Has anyone seen that commercial where the dad gives the mom two cell phones for mother's day and exclaims "IT'S A MOTHER'S DAY MIRACLE". I love that stupid commercial, and I have been wanting a new cell phone. I have one picked out. Now, I could easily buy this phone, but I have been trying to convince myself that I don't really NEED a new phone

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[dragonsgold5]

Come visit me--I've got a great MT! Then after we let the kids blow off some steam by killing each other at the playground, you and I can stay up late, drink margaritas, watch Entertainment Tonight, and smoke a pack of Marlboros.

[azulaco]

Sweetie, just reading this caused my blood pressure to rise. Is Jack actually ADHD, or is he just tormenting you? Have you considered adding a teensy bit of Valium to his morning milk? You could find a way to get that at the hospital, right? (kidding...mostly)

You are way more patient than my own mother would have been, so I give you big snaps. In my house, a child like this would have gotten whipped with a belt, often. So give yourself lots of credit for remaining fairly sane, even under homicidal pressure.

Oh god, sinus infections are so miserable. Could be stress, but then again could be the unFUCKINGbelievable allergy season we're having on the East Coast this spring. I'm waking up in the middle of the night with blocked sinuses AND dripping, even after taking Claritin at bedtime. I hope you feel much better very soon.

What's up with your bro? I seem to remember you complaining long ago that he was the unbelievably indulged baby of your family. Is that true, and has it borne ill fruit?

[pammalamma]

I'm so glad to hear that you're okay! As I was reading along, I was halfway expecting to come across, "...so I'm scheduled for brain surgery next week..."! Hope you get to feeling better, and don't have another one of these.

Why were you on a list not to get validated for the pool? That is so rude of them to make you come back later so you can not get validated!

I have to agree with acoberst, in my family, Jack would have been spanked for acting that way. A lot.

All y'all smokers need to see a picture of jasoncrouch's dad who is basically dying of emphysema. He's bedridden and emaciated, now. Maybe that would motivate you. ;o)

FYI, to do an "LJ-cut," you do this:

1. Where you want the link to start, put a <
2. Then, put the words lj-cut, just like that, with the hyphen.
3. If you want the link to say something, put: text = "Whatever" with your title in place of Whatever
4. Put a >
5. Now, at the end of the text you want to put behind the lj-cut, put a 6. Now put /lj-cut

[dragonsgold5]

Thank you so much for the LJ-cut info! You can look at my blog and see I've put your advice to good use. :)

I did actually look at the FAQ but so much techno-speak makes my eyes glaze over. Thanks for putting it together in a way that this non-tech person could understand! :)