Comments | monarch_the: We So Earned That Point!

monarch_the

We So Earned That Point!

Jun 27, 2008 21:53

So I just got to enjoy the lamest party ever last night. Fucking Hatred threw this pathetic suaret to introduce MY ultimate enemy as his new arch! I mean I knew something was up from the start, but then the guy keeps throwing little jabs my way the whole fucking night, going Phantom Limb this, and Phantom Limb that, and when I finally get him to ( Read more... )

dr. venture, rip, moppets, sergeant hatred

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monarch_the June 28 2008, 02:37:15 UTC

It's only a shame I can't use your crazy magic gun on him.

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monarch_the June 28 2008, 03:16:55 UTC

Yeah, I'll... have to bring that up with him.

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commanderamarao June 28 2008, 03:18:23 UTC

You have a pretty big house, don't you? I would almost think living in the Cocoon would be more convenient because you could move it from place to place.

monarch_the June 28 2008, 03:40:13 UTC

It's a trophy house we claimed from my wife's dick of an ex. Was sort of a right of passage, thing. ...Plus she seems to like the suburban scene. It's not my thing, but whatever. We've got the Cocoon parked at the house for the henchmen to live in.

commanderamarao June 28 2008, 03:42:45 UTC

Like a doghouse for underlings?

monarch_the June 28 2008, 03:44:53 UTC

Or like a treehouse for the kids, yeah, take your choice of simile.

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number_24 June 28 2008, 03:40:53 UTC

Do you think it's possible to keep the you-know-who's away from the Cacoon and the rest of us for...i dunno, ever?

21 and I spent most of last night running from them. Ripped open all of my stitches. They coulda easily killed the Venture Kids too if we hadn't stripped down (don't ask)

Wait, are we arching Venture again? Should we have let the moppets get the Venture bros?

monarch_the June 28 2008, 03:44:16 UTC

Eh, yeah, probably. They apparently prefer being around Dr. Mrs. Monarch anyways, so you guys should be cool.

No, no, no, we're not arching Venture again. ............Yet, anyways.

number_24 June 28 2008, 03:51:05 UTC

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

I'm going to go install child locks on all the doors now. Then I'm going to take a freakin' nap. Ow.

party_likker June 28 2008, 04:01:52 UTC

Yer house warmin' party gonna have likker?

monarch_the June 28 2008, 04:04:24 UTC

If you're referring to alcohol, then yeah, probably going to have some of that.

party_likker June 28 2008, 04:07:59 UTC

I aint what never been to someone's house-heater-uper, you let me swing by and I'll bring some of my own brand of southern moonshine. Knock yer teeth right out of yer head.

If yah has any. I gots 6 teeth. Ah hell -- make that 5. Jus' lost anudder one.

monarch_the June 28 2008, 04:24:16 UTC

Yeah, yeah, that's fine, sure. Just promise you'll keep your tentacles to yourself.

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i_am_the_bat June 28 2008, 04:14:27 UTC

So Hatred's gonna be like, Casper the Friendly Super Villain? And he isn't just out to bad touch me?

Cool Beans!

But wait, I thought you didn't hate Pop anymore? Whatever...is Kim staying with you? I thought I saw her last night...tell her I said "hi!"

Oh! And Say hi to 21 and 24 for me too! We had so much fun last night! XD

monarch_the June 28 2008, 05:02:26 UTC

He's gonna be an asshole, is what he's gonna do. But yeah, yeah, you probably don't have anything to worry about from him. ....Wait, bad-touching?

And I don't professionally hate him, no, but that doesn't mean I can't hate him on my own time!

All right, but fine, I'll say "hi" to people. Whatever.