Five Advil and three doses of mouthwash later

[monarch_the]

I cannot get the taste of blood out of my mouth. I think it was even like... spiced or something, god. It had that lingering cinnamony taste. Only not the good kind with the sugar-- I'm talking straight from the fucking spice rack. Yech.

And Offdensen? Tacking on five grand compensation money to our little laser trade-off.

Comments

[monarch_the]

Thank you. 'Cause, yeah, no, wasn't really planning on being shot full of 'happy venom' in the middle of a monster mash that I wasn't invited to.

I take it Pussy in Boots got away?

[monarch_the]

Eh? When did she die?

[plumpumpkin]

Ew, you drank blood? When did you start doing that?

[monarch_the]

It wasn't like I'd done it intentionally or anything. I thought it was fruit punch. I was a little tripped out of my mind at the time.

[plumpumpkin]

I wondered why you had no clothes on. Didn't really think about it.

[peter_white]

What kinda party did I miss?

[industrial_pink]

Ugh I saw that. Both horrible and ironic.

[monarch_the]

I fail to see the irony.

Yeah, I thought I saw you there. Wasn't sure if that was the drug venom or not. You were wearing the leash, right?

[industrial_pink]

Ironic that you drank blood when you were yelling at me just a few days ago to not let vampires in the house.

Yea, but the leash and collar helped me get in.

[monarch_the]

Oh.

Well duh, I figured that much. I man I had to sport a chain link belt and cuff combo half the night. And still the kitty managed to scram in time. But whatever, that's not my problem.

Oh, and we're going to be taking the Cocoon tomorrow afternoon to go "meet and greet" my new arch. Are you tagging along?