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moneypenny

The New Adventures of Sans Pants

Dec 11, 2006 10:34

This morning, I had already been on the T for two stops when I looked down and observed that I was wearing no pants whatsoever ( Read more... )

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explody December 11 2006, 15:41:57 UTC

young bitches. (shaking head). younnnnggg bitches.

doraphilia December 11 2006, 15:43:53 UTC

emily, who do things like this only happen to you?

moneypenny December 11 2006, 16:08:02 UTC

Because I can't dress myself. I CAN'T DRESS MYSELF. I try. I really do try. It just doesn't work.

The worst part is that this isn't the first time this has happened with this exact skirt, only at the time I actually noticed it around my ankles. I am simply too stupid to decide when it's time to stop wearing a certain skirt.

I am asking a serious question about the STATUS and LOCATION of your pants. tritium December 11 2006, 15:53:31 UTC

I think this story is a testament to Bostonian's ability to be complete and utter assholes to total strangers. Seems to me, the polite thing for everyone involved would be to help you get your skirt back as quickly as possible, and otherwise pretend nothing happened.

Re: I am asking a serious question about the STATUS and LOCATION of your pants. moneypenny December 11 2006, 16:06:27 UTC

The Orange Line is generally great for reliable service and quick turnaround, but it is my experience that it also features the highest concentration of asshole Bostonians. Virtually all of my asshole Bostonian stories happened on or near the Orange Line.

Re: I am asking a serious question about the STATUS and LOCATION of your pants. picodulce December 11 2006, 16:19:50 UTC

note: the CREEPY thing to do would be to help goo get her skirt on.

miss, let me hold the skirt while you step into it-- oh! sorry my hand is repeatedly brushing against your thigh. ewww.

(it would have been ickier if i used the adjective "creamy" in that sentence.)

ktsucks December 11 2006, 15:59:42 UTC

could have been worse. could have been something more threatening than snow flakes. like grizzly bears.

im tired.

and by the way i think this story is a LIE. but i shall include it in your unauthorized biography anyways.

moneypenny December 11 2006, 16:05:23 UTC

I swear on my torrid sexual relationship with Ericer Steinah that this is exactly how it went down. In fact, the only detail I willfully concealed is that YOU were the teenage mom who insulted me.

ktsucks December 11 2006, 16:33:29 UTC

a gross betrayal!

mabfan December 11 2006, 16:11:04 UTC

Her remark was rude and tasteless. It's not as if you chose to go out in public without a skirt or pants on.