You need to become familiar with a fantastically terrible Australian children's TV programme called Round the Twist. Strange supernatural things happen to three kids who live in a lighthouse. My favourite episode involved the oldest kid being hit by some sort of ghost communication/curse and saying "without my pants" involuntarily at the end of each sentence.
On this occasion it's a good thing you're not British, otherwise the mother's comment would have been much more alarming. I have no idea how you managed to lose your skirt without noticing that an item of clothing was falling off.
I am going to write you a prescription for some junk, to put in your trunk.
Although truth be told my pants fell off once. Except in my case, I was in elementary school, and it was in a karate class, and I was on stage demonstrating something for the rest of the class. With some other people, but I'm pretty sure I was the center of attention at that point.
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On this occasion it's a good thing you're not British, otherwise the mother's comment would have been much more alarming. I have no idea how you managed to lose your skirt without noticing that an item of clothing was falling off.
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Although truth be told my pants fell off once. Except in my case, I was in elementary school, and it was in a karate class, and I was on stage demonstrating something for the rest of the class. With some other people, but I'm pretty sure I was the center of attention at that point.
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