The New Adventures of Sans Pants

[moneypenny]

This morning, I had already been on the T for two stops when I looked down and observed that I was wearing no pants whatsoever

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[pensivewombat]

Emily, listen to me very carefully:

i have this large box of safety pins. and no, it's not a remanent of my punk rock (rawk?) days. it's awesome, 'cause when ever my clothes decide they no longer want to fit, i pin them to themselves.

simply fold, afix pin, and voila! it's like you never bought clothes the wrong size!

trust me, it's genius.... and you're welcome to use as many of said pins as you want...

"Tell us in your own words..."

[cycon]

"Well just today, I got on the train to Boston
And by some chance, found some child had my skirt,
And there I stood
And I hollerd, 'Give it back now!'
But the passengers were all rude and curt..

For the people all said, 'Sit down,
Sit down, you're wearing no pants!'
People all said, 'Sit down,
Sit down, you're wearing no pants!
And the Devil will drag you under
Well before you've finished your wicked dance,
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,
Sit down, you're wearing no pants!'"

[nervousmotion]

If only this had occured on a Friday, you could have calmly explained that you were celebrating "No-Pants Friday." It's a holiday tradition from college that I've been lax in, erm, upholding.

[paperthinwalls]

this makes you the third official citizen of nopantsistan! congratulations! we are a proud people. ;)

p.s. - it conveniently also happens to share a border with nobraslovakia, which is where i summer.

[watersusurrus]

Well, at least that's never happened to me!

You poor thing, I would have wanted to strangle that girl.