In case you need it to understand, here is the original (Eagles...)
Hotel California
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the ( Read more... )

I am so fucking sick of having no backbone. I am never going to date, get married, have sex... EVER! All because I can't muster the courage it takes to talk to a girl. I am going to grow up an old hermit hating the world. I just wish that some event could make me realize that it's not going to work out for me to just sit around and hope that one ( Read more... )

I love her so damn much, and there's nothing I am going to do about it.

I have to say that I love her.

What I really want is a shirt that has:
Я - ядерный техник бомбы; если Вы видите, что я бегу, пробуйте догнать.
written on it. I sae "The Sum of All Fears" yet again today, and that is my favorite part of the movie. It roughly translates into, "I am a nuclear bomb technicain; if you see me running, try to catch up....."

Funny

Why do I crave chocolate ( Read more... )

Отговорки ( Read more... )

Run-Around ( Read more... )

Хорошо, так этот день, человек(мужчина) подходит к женщине и говорит, " я - Tiered. " Женщина говорит, "Нет, что Вы - не ( Read more... )

Lenocraine: Dearest Sara, I thought I had nearly lost you for a moment ( Read more... )