I've been feeling blech for a few days, but overnight, it's turned into an "oh my god I feel like crap my head is going to explode from all the boogers I don't wanna go to work someone just shoot me can't I PLEASE go back to bed right now" cold. I wish Fred would bring flowers or candy or perfume back from his conferences instead of disease. I ( Read more... )

So, I woke up in a cold sweat this morning because of a silly dream. I dreamt that one of those Trading Space shows re-did our condo and used Frank - my precious, lovely, darling trombone - as a planter. They'd chopped off his bell and soldered something to the bottom, then stretched out his slides and twisted them to make a plant stand ( Read more... )

I had a lovely talk with my mom this morning, which included the following story ( Read more... )

I never update twice in one day, but this is extraordinary ( Read more... )

My spa spent yesterday without internet access because our DSL was down. I called and reported the problem, gave them my cell phone number, and asked them to call me to let me know when it was back online ( Read more... )

It's Sunday morning. Fred's at the spa (working on the employees' 941 forms, most likely). Sarah's asleep, the cats are all staring at me expectantly (though I know they were just fed), and I am updating LJ ( Read more... )

I'm on the Jury Duty call list again this month ( Read more... )

I used to hate having my birthday so soon after the holidays. It meant being given one present and being told "This is for Christmas and your birthday, okay?" It meant everyone being too tired/busy/poor to do much of anything to make me feel special. The only exception was, of course, my mom. She's always done everything she could to make me feel ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't updated in a while, so let's see what I can tell you that isn't too boring.

Finally done with Xmas stuff, I think. ( Read more... )

Okay, I have lots of other things I should be doing, but instead I'm converting pixelated non-believers into Pastafarians using this flash game - http://www.venganza.org/games/index.htm

I'm laughing my ass off!