My friend Sumner is about to get here for lunch, and can I just say that I really outdid myself??? And I barely had to go to the store, except for tomatoes and a red onion. It was all just stuff from here! I made ( Read more... )

So I was analyzing my complete lack of posting in the livejournal arena today and realized that I'm actually sort of embarassed of talking about my life and all its menial little problems. I guess because things are so fucking awesome that I feel like I should have nothing to complain about. And it all boils down to my stupid, AIDS-resembling ( Read more... )

Although dangerously close to being obscured by the festivities surrounding Jeremy's birthday, Valentine's Day (celebrated a day early because who wants to be a Valentine on a Monday?) was a rousing success. Jeremy and I awoke in the comfort of the living room (Maddy and Glod, we decided, deserved the bedroom on Valentine's Day, seeing as how they ( Read more... )

Gah!

I am so pathetic. I just can't keep it together these days. I'm becoming all these things I don't like about people: whiny, weak, problematized, perpetually ill (for real, in addition to arguably becoming a moderate hypochondriac--sometimes I think this is true, and sometimes I think I'm actually just dying...not too solvable considering it's ( Read more... )

"Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address -- an ironic ( Read more... )

Past my bedtime, no time for a real update, but as a continuation of the previous entry, let me just say that my efforts to improve the quality of my nightmarish day ended in me/Jeremy falling on my phone and killing it. I can still make/receive calls, but the display screen has nifty little jagged disco patterns on it, like neon broken glass. So ( Read more... )

GAH ( Read more... )

I know, two entries in one day--you're thinking, "your procrastination capabilities must be pretty limited." But no! I'm pissed!!!! At whom, you may ask?

Ashton Kutcher. For owning this (nice header, by the way): http://www.internationaldelivers.com/assets/pdf/7300%20CXT%20SS.pdf

Even the New York Times has the good sense to be upset about this ( Read more... )

School Starts: An Epic Tragedy ( Read more... )

Because of the painfully obvious absence of personal current events here in the pleasure-vacuum that is my home in the south, I would like to take a few minutes to berate the ferret (pictured below ( Read more... )