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[mongrelprof]

// Pay Attention You Jaded Upperclassmen Wankers TA assignments are as follows:
[A] Mosh Pits: A Social Dichotomy that Smells Strongly of Damp Hot Dogs
Cockrum Complex, Room 117, TTH, 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM [S. Black / TA: Rammsteiner]

[B] Musical Chairs: Stop Kicking Each Other in the Shins You Hateful Little WankersCockrum Complex, Room 213, TTH, 12

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[his_whineyness]

I still say they all suck.

[mongrelprof]

And yet, I still say I don't give a toss! SLAVE, FRESHMAN, SLAVE.

[hazen_lagann]

Seven.

And while I have your attention, sir, I'd like to ask why lead vests and shatterproof goggles are listed as "Required Materials" for Musical Chairs.

...4:30...AM? Sir, I'm sleeping. At 4:30. Your dog isn't even up at 4:30! I would know, considering he spent the night in my bed and didn't get up until 10 AM!

[mongrelprof]

Are you sure?

Let's just say I've updated the game.

Sleeping, pah, this is university! There's no such thing here. Anyway it's scads better for his digestive system.

[hazen_lagann]

Um. N-no. Maybe. Nine.

Updated?! Where am I going to get a lead vest?

Sir, the last time I tried to get your dog to do anything against his will, he growled at me and drooled in my hair.

[mongrelprof]

Is that your final answer?

Updated. Well, that's certainly not my problem, is it?

He certainly must like you if he didn't throw up in your loafers instead.

[chrysaline]

You're breaking my heart.

[mongrelprof]

An unfortunate side effect my female students often feel, I'm afraid. Can't be helped.

[chrysaline]

And you call yourself a music professor?

[mongrelprof]

You think I'm better suited to something else?

[icyaccountant]

Pick a number? 15. What's all this for?

Your mother sounds like a real doll, professor.

[mongrelprof]

Which class are you in again? You swotty little buggers all start to blur.

Voodoo doll, maybe.

[icyaccountant]

Damn, do I need to start with the brownnosing already? I'm in E.

You stick pins in her?

[mongrelprof]

It never hurts. E it is, cheers!

Oh, I wish.

[cromatico]

...pick a number?

[mongrelprof]

Not a letter, nor a colour. A number. Yes?

[cromatico]

I'm just wondering what this is for.

[mongrelprof]

It is a mystery, isn't it. What do you reckon?