//CONCERNING THE FRESHMAN SEMINAR STUDENTS/TA'S:
You all did much better than I'd reckoned in the Man Hunt. I do hope you're tending to your various colourful paintballgun wounds and bruised egos, and thinking critically about the musical importance of the exercise. There won't be a quiz but I'll know if you don't and write insults on your forehead ( Read more... )

// Pay Attention You Jaded Upperclassmen Wankers TA assignments are as follows:
[A] Mosh Pits: A Social Dichotomy that Smells Strongly of Damp Hot Dogs
Cockrum Complex, Room 117, TTH, 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM [S. Black / TA: Rammsteiner]

[B] Musical Chairs: Stop Kicking Each Other in the Shins You Hateful Little WankersCockrum Complex, Room 213, TTH, 12 ( Read more... )

//CONCERNING THE NEW FRESHMAN CLASS:

I've already said a happy and hearty hallo to a handful of you, but for those I missed in the incoming stampede of hormones and terrible haircuts, SALUTATIONS, DOE-EYED FROSHCRITTERS. Welcome to DESU, we're completely overjoyed to have you here etc etc, providing you aren't stupid little tits ( Read more... )