i am a man, you know

[monitress]

the pants i'm wearing today cause me nothing but problems. i didn't notice when i left this morning, but when i sit down, they bunch up so it looks like i have a stiffie. i keep trying to flatten them down, but then i'm afraid the librarians will think i'm just groping myself. in fact, one was just staring at my faux-boner not more than 3

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[deardiana]

faux boner, indeed. i bet you have a real one and you're just pretending not to.

you're just trying to make it seem like libraries aren't the hotbeds of eroticism that we all know they are. you can't trick me, i'm so onto your little tricks.

[imaheather]

Faux boner indeed. Hahaha.

Whoa!

[asshead]

During the '98 Septa strike, I was riding my bike to work, and rode through a big giant puddle of mud and did not notice it. I was also wearing white pants. And when I got to work, I noticed that I had mud up and down my pants, with a very large amount around my ass. So I had to tie a sweat shirt around my waist like I was that clown Joey Lawrence.

Don't worry though, it was before Labor Day.