LEGEND OF MAYFIELD IV: The Piped Patio Pruning Party!

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[ACTION - A (Anywhere in Mayfield, Moring/Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]

[Getting into the wintery time of the year can lead to problems with the plumbing! Whatever trouble you might be having in your household, it's a good thing that Mayfield has people in the city who've been assigned to be plumbers. Right?]

[So you shouldn't be too surprised to find

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Pipes?

[Bazett wonders what the strange man outside is talking about.]

Uh...none of use here smoke tobacco.

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[That explains it. In his enthusiasm, he had probably poured it in too fast. She starts retreating from the shaking and gurgling toilet.]

I suggest you run away and duck.

I love this whole thread XD

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[Key-Fu looks back at the toilet. This guy's expression never changes.]

Gadzooks! I shall introduce myself to the linoleum!

[Key-Fu does the same thing as Bazett-leaping forward once he's out of the bathroom and lying prone on the floor!]

Re: I love this whole thread XD

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[A large multicolored explosion shakes the house behind them. After the small localized earthquake is over, a fine cloud of purple dust falls upon the two unfortunate people. Bazett gets up, sneezing from the powder. She dusts herself off and turns around.]

You blew up my toilet.

[This is all she can say once she sees the purple crater where her master bedroom used to be. A hole has now been created in the back wall of her house.]

Sorry for the long delay! I'm just now getting around to tagging in the wake of Release 88 and stuff

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[Key-Fu slowly stands up after Bazett does.]

... By the cries of Caroma! I have caused a ceramic holocaust!

[Key-Fu strides into the bathroom to investigate further. But not too far in! Just enough to poke his head into the room and inspect what the toilet's passing left behind.]

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It's fine. I understand

[She sighs.]

I do not believe my drone husband will be willing to pay you after this...

[Hopefully, the town would soon reset this. Otherwise, she would have to attempt to fix the hole by herself.]