It's just another big solar flare. Remember, that monkeys are not immune to radiation, and so I sleep a while longer.

This is an auto-generated message from your lovable space monkey ( Read more... )

Woooooooooooah ( Read more... )

I am a being that lives on the Internet - a lot of my time is spent perusing it, and thinking about things I encounter there. Once in a while I find something, it interests me and I think it might be useful to the rest of you. However, you can never know me from the selected postings of selected excerpts - although it may well give you some ( Read more... )

You've probably noticed that I'm quite an outspoken monkey.

Why is that?

I was wondering that myself, trying to think how best to express it, but I was reading some choice quotations from one of my favourite films (I mean they do mention me in passing, kind of) and I found one that basically sums up my situation and philosophy perfectly today:

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Ah, humans - such a paradox ( Read more... )

It's important not to spend all of your life hanging around exlusively with the same bunch of friends - make some connections, sure. But don't become drawn into the trap of defining yourself by the opinions and company you keep. Keep moving, embrace life in all it's glorious fucked up beauty, and learn from it ( Read more... )

So, the Terminator won then....

Even though he's a Republican, I actually admire this guy for telling the truth about things he did earlier in his life - key example - "I did smoke a joint and I did inhale".

Still, that's about all I know about the man, and I'm not really sure yet whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. Time will tell.

It's not new, and it's not really science, but here's a quote from the latest New Scientist newsletter anyway.....

"If developing countries join the global economy too soon, they risk becoming trapped in a cycle of poverty and corruption, a new analysis suggests."

Errr, yeah. I knew that, and I'm a fucking primate. Jeeeeesus.

Still not dead.

Reaaaaaally bored now. I thought the Internet was like, infinite? You all keep repeating yourselves though.... Hmmm.