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Computer fuckyness.

Microsoft, you BASTARDS (apart from the hired geeks, they're probably lovely)....

I've found a human being with intellect, soul and wisdom!

Unfortunately he's dead. In my explorations of humanity I've noticed that seems to be a general trend. Why is that?

Oh, and will someone please find me a better quotations page for Bill?

I think I'm a goth. By default I dress in black fur a lot, and I'm eternally contemplating death. Funky ass music too....

I can see the majestic lights of my spiritual home, the city of Newport!

Safe... as... fuck...!

Big up to the GLC massif - You knows it!

Well, apart from a rather extended sleep brought on by lack of precious oxygen, I'm OK. I woke up a while ago when my hemp crop finally broke even and put out more oxygen than I consume ( Read more... )

I've got sunburn.

Fucking lack of atmospheric UV absorption.

God damn you all, Live Journal whores (except the nice ones, who are nice to me, you know who you are ( Read more... )

You're all mad! Mad I tell you ( Read more... )

Mad! Had a really strange dream about being shot into space by a bunch of retarded scientists! Errr....

Oh crap! o_0

Going to wee in the corner now. Still a few hours until sunrise for me, so I'll just sit around in the darkness watching the blinkenlights.

I think I'm being followed. No, seriously. This satellite keeps tailing me, it's been behind me now for 3 orbits.... I have a suspicion that it's a DEA tactical assault unit. You see, it has what looks suspiciously like some sort of sci-fi weapon pointed and tracking my movements, and I'm pretty sure it has DEA written on the side ( Read more... )