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[monkeybate]

Anonymous prostitute

"You don't spend three blissful years in a donkey show in Tijuana and not learn a little something about love. I just want someone who will hold me on cold nights, whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and remember where I hid the handcuff key."

Comments

[slapsomeone]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! I needed that....

[monkeybate]

A donkey or a donkey punch?

[slapsomeone]

Handcuffs