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[monkeybate]

Sue asked me when I needed to go back to the doctor to get my stitches out. Cha, I'm like what. That's what fingernail clippers are for. I have not had stitches taken out by a doctor since 89. But, they were on my Achelies Tendon and I was like only 15.

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[slapsomeone]

You should make her drive you to the "doctor's office," meaning "liquor store," buy some liquor, load it in the car, then stand outside the car clipping your stitches off.

[monkeybate]

And, bring Mati in with me. I can have her hold the scotch.

[slapsomeone]

Mati's the best at holding the liquor. You should teach her how to pour out for the fallen homies. How funny would it be if she's over at Ron and Sue's or at Sandy's, and she started dumping milk out of her dribble cup onto the ground. They'd get all pissed, and she'd be utterly confused. She'd give one of her exasperated sighs and say, "GRAMMA, I'm pouring OUT!"

[monkeybate]

The few days ago, Mati was eating cherries and swallowed a pit. She told Sue that she had done so and Sue sternly told her not to do it again and that it is bad for her. Mati replied,"Sometimes I swallow them, sometimes I don't. It's just the way God made me".