"I hope I'm not poisonous" said the first snake. "Why?" asked the second. "Because I just bit my lip."

With so much drama in the l-b-c
It’s kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g
But i, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day

I know the movie is technically not until tomorrow morning but I just have to say it...
Happy Harry Potter Day Bitches

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I made a scarf at David's house today. Hufflepuff all the way baby!
When I got home a received a call from my dad me asking for help with computers. Now I don't know much about computers but I know more then my parents.. He didn;t know how to burn a file onto a cd. I felt so damn smart. I KNOW WHERE THE MY COMPUTER ICON IS LOCATED BITCHES.
Then I ( Read more... )

"Good, I wish 98% of the people addicted to WoW would die. Anybody addicted to a mmorpg deserves death anyway, what do they have to live for?"

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[an anonymous caller has telephoned Gittes]
Ida Sessions: Are you alone?
Jake Gittes: Isn't everybody?

In other news: I bought my ticket for Harry Potter today. I'm super excited. But not as excited as this guy. He looks SO HAPPY!
In conclusion: Why can't I meet ( Read more... )

I met Death today. We are playing chess. I think I'm going to win because I beat the computer all the time and it's on a really hard setting.
In other news: The Seventh Seal is a really good movie, kind of slow but thought provoking all the same. SWEDEN LOL.
In conclusion: I should really be studying for my french mid term, but alas the internet ( Read more... )

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Red Six: I got a problem here.
Biggs: Eject!
Red Six: I can hold it.
Biggs: Pull up!
Red Six: No, I'm all right... ahhh!
[Porkin's fighter explodes in a ball of fire]

PORKINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
In other news: Alex L. owes me $495.50. ALL RIGHT, all right gigitty giggity.... giggity
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I really need to pee but Derek is hugging the toilet and I can't aim around him. DAMN YOU DEREK!
In other news: Someone (Rudy) spilled alcohol on my pillow. DAMN YOU RUDY!
In conclusion: Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress and act like huge sluts. But not me! I'm a fucking skeleton! OK OK!