I'd like to buy the world a Coke and fire bomb the Louvre...that isn't the words...damn.

[monkeychronicle]

1. Hi everyone.

2. Did you know that every year 400 people die from My Little Pony poisoning?  Scary.

3. My life is boring.  I wish it was...not so boring.  Actually it's ok, but it seems like it is the same shit all the time.

4. The KKK took my baby away.  :(

5. I'm sore as all get out from the gym this week.  That's what being away for 2 weeks will

Comments

[czechcakeroll]

the girl in that picture kind of looks like Ols.

Sex is like a dishwasher. It only gets the job done when it's set to Pots and Pans, but that takes way too much energy to use all the time, so it's best to keep it on Normal wash and settle for half assed done, unless it's a special occasion.

[monkeychronicle]

She doesn't look like Ols (no offense to Ols).

That's pretty good.

[bigdaddy00]

I also have been enjoying the Handsome Furs.

Sadly I did not win the lottery last night so we cannot quit our jobs to be rockstars quite yet.