I don't know why I felt like coming to LiveJournal, but I did.  Now I'm gonna do this instead of posting anything real about my life...

( I'm only allowed upstairs... )

Taken
Coraline
Fanboys
Gomorrah
Watchmen
Sunshine Cleaning
Duplicity
I Love You, Man
Knowing
Adventureland
Fast & Furious
Observe and Report
State of Play
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Star Trek
Angels & Demons
Terminator Salvation
Drag Me to Hell
Up
The Hangover
Away We Go
Moon
The Proposal
Public Enemies
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
(500) Days of Summer
Funny People
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Anyone want to read a random list?  I know I want to write a random list.
( We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone, he's been knockin' he won't leave me aloooooooooooooooooooone! No no no-whoa. He won't leave me alone! )

1. It's been a while.

2. I think Bill Maher is right that Obama needs to be more like Bush.  Not in his policies, but in the way he gets his policies done.  Stop being a pussy and just say "Fuck you, I'm doing this.  Come along for the fucking ride."  That's what G.W. did and he got shit done.  It was the wrong shit 99% of the time, but it still got ( Read more... )

1. Why is this Sleepy Eye kid news?  I don't give a shit.  He has cancer, his mom doesn't want him to get chemo...I don't know...whatever.  Let's see how she feels when he dies.  Not that I want the kid to die, but he says he doesn't want chemo either.  If they're that ignorant, fuck 'em.  One less idiot (yes, I know that's harsh and he's only 12, ( Read more... )

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20274934,00.html

I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.  Bring on the 4 horsemen the world is about to end.


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1. Hi everyone.

2. Did you know that every year 400 people die from My Little Pony poisoning?  Scary.

3. My life is boring.  I wish it was...not so boring.  Actually it's ok, but it seems like it is the same shit all the time.

4. The KKK took my baby away.  :(

5. I'm sore as all get out from the gym this week.  That's what being away for 2 weeks will ( Read more... )

I went to Vegas.  It was fun.  Carl hurt me...twice.  No one (that I know of) got laid.  Money was lost, fun was had, and sluts were viewed.  Haufbrauhaus = good food, bad service.  Seafood buffet at the Rio = 3 hours of awesomeness.  Roulette and blackjack at the El Cortez = Killer time.  The Golden Nugget = Good place to set up shop.  The Tank ( ( Read more... )

Watchmen was...ok I guess.  The visuals were pretty awesome, and they did pretty good with the story.  All in all...I give it 11 Monkeys on my patented rating scale ( Read more... )