::door swings open on me interfering with my genitals::

HEY!!! GET OUT!!!

...................Ok, you can watch.

The French for "stammer" is "begayer".

Add forcemajeure.

Now.

Today (well, technically yesterday) was a non-descript work day. My "high"lights came from the four hour Airport Security training I had to endure. It was very class discussion oriented. We were even asked to tell the rest of the group who we were, which freaked me out. I hate doing that. So, just public speaking in general. I felt incredibly ( Read more... )

Today's been a weird one at work. I have been given the honour of becoming "Acting Lead Co-ordinator" when my boss has a day off. Today was one of those days and I was handed responsibility of running the imports operation for an extra £30. They should pay in dog biscuits, it would be more fitting. The only reason I was offered the understudy job ( Read more... )

Don't have a four hour nap and then order a pizza on the phone. You will sound like a cross between an alcoholic and the Swamp Thing.

In other news, I got my Airport I.D.

:world levels out again:

I need to seriously have some sex.

Any offers?

[Just thought I'd ask, noone ever asks here, do they? I guess there's a reason for that. Oh yeah, looking lecherous and desperate. Oh well.]

I *finally* made my Airport I.D. appointment. It was ridiculously easy, of course. It took me months. I'm so broken ( Read more... )

I watched Bowling For Columbine yesterday. It blew my mind.

Charlton Heston showed the National Rifle Association as the heartless vacuum it really is.

It was depressing as it's such an irreconcileable situation. Noone in America will just give up their guns. The government doesn't want people to give up their guns.

That's the bottom line.

My comfy computer chair is broken.

I will need to get a new computer chair.

Today.

And my afternoon was going to be spent reminiscing something funny which happened in the past. Maybe later then.