I've downloaded MSN messenger. I'm monkeyfunk78 ( Read more... )

I think that the fact you can be teased with the promise of a knee trembling sneeze, only to be pulled back from the edge proves beyond all doubt that there is no God.

Oh, Queens Park Rangers, when WILL you get it together??

:::sigh:::

Good luck, doctorbob:home games against West Ham United and Cardiff City next season.

It's the end of two very long nights. One of the perks of the night shift is that if there is little work, two of the four guys can go home early. So on Friday, we agreed I would stay Friday and go home early on the following two nights. I stayed on Friday night with Harj, my 40-something Asian co-worker. Imagine the most boring person on the whole ( Read more... )

I want to check the oil and water in my car, but have no clue how to.

How gay am I?

Oh, I love working four night weekends.. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.. my bodyclock is not fucked at ALL. I came home at 7am and have slept ALL day. I wake up and it's time to go to work again. Hmph ( Read more... )

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Have a go at solving this riddle!It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and could not find him ( Read more... )

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Am having a spiffing night under the influence of a whole bottle of strong red wine and a funny conversation with filthwizard. I am cordially invited to get rat-arsed at her place sometime after now. No.. now. No... NOW.

She has also promised a string of sexual favours.*

[*facts may or not be true]