my_wrongs

106%

groan

102%

saccarineayako

98%

thekillerinme

97%

jenandtonics

91%

vaysha

91%

rubylou

91%

intersubjective

91% ( Read more... )

OK, so my dear LJ and its accompanying audience, I've a confession to make. I've been lying to you. Well, not so much lying as not telling you. Non disclosure of facts. A little white lie, if you will. You see, I've started smoking again. Not insanely, like I used to. I bought a pack about three weeks back and have been working my way through it. ( Read more... )

I just had the most amazing nap dream about unbelievable sex with someone on my Friends List.

Whew.

I was thinking of making most of the "Memories" section of LJ by going back in my journal and cataloguing the best bits. But it's so embarrassing. My earlier entries, especially. I sound like a twelve year old schoolgirl who's had too much coffee and then been told that Jason Hickey from Miss Grover's class likes her.

Today is very much a "do nothing" day. Well, more than any other. In the last seven days, I've worked six 12-hour shifts - two days and four nights. So I think I've earned a little respite. The sun is out, my clothes are clean and the car is full of gas. I'm tempted to just flip out somewhere. Hit the accelerator and take a few wrong turns and keep ( Read more... )

Being boss on a humid day is like being forced to get close to - and inhale the pungent stench of - the Testicles of Doom.

"Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good."

( The rest of the song lyrics )

So I worked my shift swap last night, my fourth in a row. I was expecting to leave early as it is an unspoken custom to release first any person who is not meant to be on that shift. But there were only three of us and one of the other two went, leaving me quite crestfallen ( Read more... )

I give good MSN.

Oh, OK.. am slowly getting the hang of MSN messenger. I think. Apologies for those who IMed me or added me without reply. I'm all caught up.

The name is monkeyfunk78@hotmail.com

I've never had a hotmail account before. I'm quite excited! Because... y'know... I have no life.

Move along, nothing to see here.