monkeypoop408
Jun 12, 2012 01:18
michael the bartender: you didn't save me any cheese!
allison: get your own cheese!
michael the bartender: I think I'm pregnant [lifts up his shirt and rubs his belly]
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monkeypoop408
Feb 17, 2012 03:03
here is something that is not vomit.
it turns out I am pretty awesome at everything. today was a really great day.
monkeypoop408
Jan 25, 2012 01:06
vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit
monkeypoop408
Jan 16, 2012 03:25
"Why Men Pull Away - CatchHimAndKeepHim.com - 10 Ugly Mistakes Women Make That Ruins Any Chances Of A Relationship"
thank you google ads.
monkeypoop408
Jan 14, 2012 08:38
HEY FUCKING ASSHOLE BELOW ME
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING ALARM CLOCK
I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK
monkeypoop408
Jan 11, 2012 07:53
one of those nights when you realize that it's the next morning and you should probably change out of yesterday's clothes and go to class again.
monkeypoop408
Jan 10, 2012 03:34
so I just realized that the song Completely Pleased by Semisonic is blatantly about orgasms. I never really paid attention to the words before, but it's so obvious I can't believe that it took me this long to notice! there's even a part that goes, "I want to see you come come completely pleased." also... the entire song. it's a pretty great song.
monkeypoop408
Jan 08, 2012 01:21
note to self: ski boots are full of candy
monkeypoop408
Dec 24, 2011 17:24
I'm trying to get some work done, but it's so cold in my house all I want to do is pull my hands inside this blanket with the rest of me. also, yes, it is christmas eve and I'm working.
I've found all this great inspiration, but I feel frustrated and incompetent. how do people make things so beautiful?