"Dear Foot," i say, "why do you insist on torturing me?"

"Dear Man," says my foot, "why do you insist on torturing ME?"

"Good point." i say.

thank you for today. today was fantastic.

its world aids day people. just so yall know and are reminded. there is an actually semi-decent article on MSN titled "a story of failure on world aids day". i think this is the link, but yall know how terrible i am with these things. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10268644/Read more... )

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why is it that there is always construction RIGHT outside my window between 7am and 9am? couldn't they move it over two hours? bug some other neighborhood first thing in the morning? why are we always the place they start out?

I HAVE INTERNET!!!!! i am extremely excited about this in case any of you couldn't tell. its costing a pretty penny, but it was just fucking painful for me without internet. no internet and no tv was just torture. so i got internet. whew. i feel so much better now that i have internet ( Read more... )

this is too hard.

my friend just helped me get this nintendo-on-your-computer thingy and i have all the games i used to LOVE!!! SOOOOO EXCITED!!!! i love nintendo. i really do, its quite special to me, and now i can play it on my computer, without all the problems that you have with an actual nintendo player, just as soon as i get used to the computer keyboard ( Read more... )

List 6 of your favourite songs and then select 6 people to pass this on to.

The Dreaming Tree - Dave Matthews Band
Great Escape - Guster
You Had Time - Ani Difranco
Never Is A Promise - Fiona Apple
Needle In The Hay - Elliot Smith
Welcome To The Jungle - Guns N Roses

Pass on to Rian, Issac, Riley, Zoe, Zeke, and the monkey on my back.

these poems are a moment, a fleeting flicker i must record if i want a record of their existance. they compel me to expel my inner thoughts despite all my resitance and reveal my experience regardless of inhibitions. they are the core of my intuition, the bare bones of my condition, laid out like a sushi platter in some contorted and obscene ( Read more... )