Comments | monochromantic: queer statistics update #2

monochromantic

queer statistics update #2

Jan 11, 2006 15:20

i sat next to the dyke today. she has a girlfriend and introduced her self as michelle.

fascinating. think i can still make her wear ties?

...it is possible she was wearing a mock turtleneck today.

...i hope none of you know her and she isn't on livejournal, otherwise i'll seem like a big crazy jerk.

...oh well...

Comments 16

calvination January 12 2006, 00:07:13 UTC

the dyke in the business program at su? michelle?

totally know her.

you're such a big crazy jerk.

monochromantic January 12 2006, 05:23:50 UTC

you are totally jealous that you are not in my business statistics class.

i understand, its fine.

starzupontharz January 12 2006, 00:19:34 UTC

do you really need a dyke when you have me? = (

monochromantic January 12 2006, 05:24:17 UTC

you:

a. have a boyfriend

b. do not wear ties for me

we are through.

rougesored January 12 2006, 01:10:38 UTC

hurry home already, godamn!

monochromantic January 12 2006, 05:24:42 UTC

i am here. you are in the kitchen.

imstillyourfag January 12 2006, 05:46:08 UTC

i'd wear ties for you.

monochromantic January 12 2006, 06:56:12 UTC

that's why you're my long distance girlfriend.

Okay, Plan B... sleet01 January 12 2006, 06:59:06 UTC

This might sound like Plan A, but here goes:

1) Become friends with Michelle over the course of the class,

2) As a friend, introduce her to the fantastic little pastry counter downstairs at S.C.C.C. (they really are the greatest),

3) On the way back from pastries at Central drag her into Atlas, where you can have her try on ties. Pick one you like and give it to her for, say, a Happy Midterm present.

She can't avoid wearing a gift tie to school, and Bob's your uncle. Honest! ^_^

Re: Okay, Plan B... monochromantic January 12 2006, 07:18:04 UTC

would you like to be my life coach?