i know, i'm ridiculous

[monochromantic]

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really we know nothing
about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know
about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask
away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don’t know about
you.

Comments

[walkupstairs]

how often do you masturbate?
what do you estimate is the net worth of all your makeup?

[monochromantic]

i go through spurts.

multiple times per day, for a few weeks, then dry spells.

typically... a few times per week.

as far as the other, i'm going to look through and review, and give you a better estimate.

[monochromantic]

approximately $3200.

this includes my traincase and brush clutch.

[walkupstairs]

yeah i figured as much! wow that's insane, your collection left me quite awe struck, the only other people i know who own that much are makeup artists or people who've worked at MAC haha

[starzupontharz]

Which one of your parents is hot?

(You had to get that way somehow...)

[monochromantic]

hahaha.

actually, i think both of them may be.

my mom is for sure, people have wanted to bone her before.

[yes_maam101]

I want to bone your mom.

[lilbitterbug]

do you own any sparkly sex toys?
(i do.)

[monochromantic]

yes! lilac with sparkles.

want to play?

[calvination]

what do you feel guilty about?

[monochromantic]

not trying hard enough in everything i do.

[rougesored]

will you do it with me?

[monochromantic]

uh, duh, who is paying to watch though?

[baby_boy_]

me!

[monochromantic]

excellent. we will print out our list of fees.