that's it!

[monochromantic]

i am out of here. fo real.

don't be surprised if we don't speak for months on end.

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[ex_stoicism868]

whaaat?

[johnnysquirtgun]

Oi, what gives?

xo

[retardotron]

It actually took me this long to figure out that the car full of waving hands was you. I'm an idiot.
In my defense, and I use that phrase a lot these days, I didn't recognize the voice of whoever yelled at me and (in case you missed the two big ass cups of coffee in my hand) I was kind of out of it.
Also, strange people I swear I don't know have been coming up to me and talking to me like they know me. Weirdness abounds.

[monochromantic]

what did you even say?

you know you are always there when i drive by.

i am dying without your subtle hatred in my life

[retardotron]

I don't know... something to the effect of "there you were."

It's 'cause I'm lazy and City Market is full of my pretend homies.

You're missing out on the dead rat smell at work. God, I thought I'd be living in Portland by now.

[monochromantic]

i thought you'd be living in a dumpster.

what days do you work? this is obviously easier than tracking you down in real life.

[girlfiction]

Lies.

I want to put our dinner date in my day planner. I need your confirmation for Wednesday next. Or did we decide Tuesday? Which night would work better for you?

You are fabulous.