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The Pro
She stared blankly into the blue-tinted neon glow of the vending machine. Her selection was made by color recognition and muscle memory rather than preference. It was strictly a peripheral recognition of the logo on the box, no reading involved. A long plastic armature obligingly scooted its way up the glass and the box of cigarettes, her box of ( Read more... ) -
All This Time
I don't know why I came back here. I started reading things I had written before and suddenly I realized that all of the short attention-span character-limited social media outlets I've been on over the last couple of years were stealing the half-formed thoughts that I used to use as writing exercises and turning them into half-assed non-sequiturs ( Read more... ) -
Hard Boiled Exerpt
INT. BLAKELY’S APARTMENT - NIGHT ( Read more... ) -
Because fuck you, that's why.
Sometimes I forget that there are other people who laugh at the same terrible things that I do. Then I am reminded that they all live in Japan.
Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TV - Watch more Funny Videos
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Yeah, I'm pretty much renewing my yearly vow to hate everyone.
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Wolverines!!!
Until today I honestly never considered the effect that Patric Swayze had on my early childhood development.
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No, not that way.
Patrick Swayze - Chippendale
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All Sorts of Classy
We've just returned from watching the big fireworks display from the top of a nearby parking structure and I'm perched on a stool listening to my friend expound upon one of the many conspiracies he has exhaustively researched and cataloged in his brain. I sip my Dutch beer and try to listen, but honestly I've reached that point in the evening where ( Read more... )
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